Why Does My Dog Hate Me?

Man’s best friend my ass. Our dog, Charlie (Charles in Charge) insists that the correct place to take a giant crap is on the carpet. Well, if I had to choose between the green, green grass of home (which is cold and wet right now) and the cozy, warm, welcoming carpet..I would choose the GRASS BECAUSE CRAPPING ON THE CARPET IS NASTY.

I swear to the Baby Jebus that if my dog craps on the carpet again I will do something highly regrettable in hindsight.


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