I Love My Cats

WARNING: disgustingly sappy ode to cats dead ahead.

(verse 1)
Oh, Kitties, how I love yall
Your furry faces stare at me whilst I work on the ‘puter
Why are you meowing
No more treats for you fatso

(verse 2)
Yes, I’m petting you, you can purr now
Don’t scratch the couch
Here’s your catnip
Please don’t pee on my bed while I’m gone this weekend

(chorus)
Cat, you’re a kitty cat
and you meow meow meow, meow meow meow
Cat, you’re a kitty cat
and you meow meow meow, meow meow meow

(verse 3)
Let me rub your belly
I don’t like it when you cough up a hairball
You’re so sweet and cuddly
Get OFF the counter

Now to set it to music! Tra la!

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