Five things you can do when your shower doesn't work.

We’ve had our bathroom gutted for the last week. So no showers for five people. Huzzah!

Here’s what you can do instead of a shower to keep yourself from offending those around you:

  1. Fake it till you make it. “I don’t smell anything.”
  2. Perfume is your best friend….until it turns on you.
  3. Sponge baths. Keep it above the equator, Bart.
  4. Showers at the YMCA…for that very special derelict feeling that you thought you’d left behind in college.
  5. Make it worse, until it gets better. Example: clean the entire house and neglect to change your clothes for three days. Oh, and ditch the deoderant. It’s got lead…or some crazy mineral..in it. I don’t know. It’s like Splenda, right? Yummy but very bad for you. BAD!
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