We’ve had our bathroom gutted for the last week. So no showers for five people. Huzzah!
Here’s what you can do instead of a shower to keep yourself from offending those around you:
- Fake it till you make it. “I don’t smell anything.”
- Perfume is your best friend….until it turns on you.
- Sponge baths. Keep it above the equator, Bart.
- Showers at the YMCA…for that very special derelict feeling that you thought you’d left behind in college.
- Make it worse, until it gets better. Example: clean the entire house and neglect to change your clothes for three days. Oh, and ditch the deoderant. It’s got lead…or some crazy mineral..in it. I don’t know. It’s like Splenda, right? Yummy but very bad for you. BAD!