Emma: I’m going to take George (orange cat) with me when I go to college (she’s currently 6).
Daddy: Well, he’ll probably be dead by then.
Mommy: (shushing Daddy) Ixnay on the ieday, Daddy! Crap!
Daddy: Well, then she’ll just be taking a dried up corpse with her (whispering).
Mommy: (whispering) She has no sense of time, dumbass!
Emma: I’m going to give George a checkup. Sit down! SIT DOWN! Just relax. ReLAXXXXX. Come on. Come ON!