You can just take that with you, dear

Emma: I’m going to take George (orange cat) with me when I go to college (she’s currently 6).

Daddy: Well, he’ll probably be dead by then.

Mommy: (shushing Daddy) Ixnay on the ieday, Daddy! Crap!

Daddy: Well, then she’ll just be taking a dried up corpse with her (whispering).

Mommy: (whispering) She has no sense of time, dumbass!

Emma: I’m going to give George a checkup. Sit down! SIT DOWN! Just relax. ReLAXXXXX. Come on. Come ON!

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