Did you know that if you listen to streaming German classical music stations – meaning, the station is located in Germany and they all speak German and yes, that’s probably painfully obvious – that it actually makes you smarter? Plus, it’s way cool to be listening to Pavarotti and then hear a commericial for Flichersmucsh (?) with REALLY EXCITED PEOPLE. Just watch – that Flichersmucsh is probably some kind of prune supplement and I’m getting subliminal messages.
I’m making myself smrter right this second, people