Some awkward, yet important questions.

Why do I have three blackheads on my cheek? I mean, if I’m going to have a zit, let’s do it RIGHT. I need something I can get a hold of.

Following that train of thought, why am I suddenly sprouting weird goat hairs on my chin? I find myself wanting to pull at them thoughtfully, like that weird guru guy in Kill Bill. Too bad I can’t grow them long enough to throw over my shoulder when I’m miffed.


2 Responses to “Some awkward, yet important questions.”

  1. Recovering Straight Girl Says:

    I’m sorry to tell you that it’s “The Peri-Menopause”
    You’re not alone, there are others. Be brave, it will be over in about ten years.

  2. momspeaks Says:



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