Archive for March, 2009

This is why I wouldn't be good in politics

March 4, 2009

Bailout shmailout! What this country needs are ladies from the local elementary school PTA to monitor the over-spending. You want what? Coming from what? Oh, let me help you understand something: YOU'RE TOO FUCKING GREEDY.

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This is why I wouldn’t be good in politics

March 4, 2009

Bailout shmailout! What this country needs are ladies from the local elementary school PTA to monitor the over-spending. You want what? Coming from what? Oh, let me help you understand something: YOU'RE TOO FUCKING GREEDY.

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How to answer those awkward interview questions

March 4, 2009

Dean got a call for a job today, and the lady asked if he would be okay traveling. He said “Sure, as long as you don’t send me to that DREADED PLANET OF THE APES!!!!”

Keeping up with the times

March 3, 2009

Dean likes to play selections from his iPod in the morning when he takes the kinders to school. Sometimes this will be annoyingly saccharine Disney music, but most of the time it’s stuff that helps get your adrenaline going. So this morning he starts playing the Monkees, and asks Henry who he thought this band was:

Dean: Who do you think this is buddy?
Henry: I don’t know, maybe the Jonas Brothers?
Dean: The Jonas Brothers? When did you ever listen to the Jonas Brothers?
Henry: The Jonas Brothers? Never heard of them.

Henry delivered this line with his customary deadpan demeanor, and Dean laughed like a hyena for five minutes. Kids are fun, man.