Archive for the ‘Harley-Approved’ Category

I know a certain dog and cat who are on my poop list

December 3, 2007

Hey! Harley!
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No, don’t give me that puppy look with those big brown eyes. I’m mad at you. Yes, I AM. Why did you wake me up at 2 AM to go to the potty, when I took you out at 11 PM to go and you wouldn’t go? Why 2 AM? I am mad at you. No, don’t snuggle with me. Don’t rub your head on my leg and give me sweet little looks. It’s not working.

And YOU! Cat!

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What’s with the puking on the floor this morning? Why did you have to do that? No, don’t come over here and purr at me. Don’t do that. No, I do NOT want you on my lap licking my hand. I am very angry with you both. You bad widdle sweethearts you.

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Look at me! I’ve been tagged! Ta ra la la!

November 18, 2007

harley.pngI’m JUST about as excited as my doggy Harley looks like there in his Halloween costume that I’ve been tagged by the super-talented Lilly Potter Knits to do this little meme that includes me basically spilling my guts, embarrassing myself, and ending up in a revolting puddle all over the floor. Or not. That was just the vodka speaking.

Anywho! Here be the rules, matey:

Rules:
1. Link to the person that tagged you and post the rules on your blog.
2. Share 7 random and/or weird things about yourself.
3. Tag 7 random people at the end of your post and include links to their blogs.
4. Let each person know that they have been tagged by leaving a comment on their blog.

Ehhhhhhhhh….7 things? 7? Okay, here goes:

  1. I was 17th in Washington state for the national spelling bee. This close to making it.
  2. I get carsick like, instantly. I can be in the car ten minutes and want to hork. Charming, isn’t it?
  3. I’m a horrible cook, but an excellent special occasion cook. You don’t want me on Wednesdays, but for Thanksgiving, I’m like a cooking ninja.
  4. I hate, HATE, to fly. Hate it.
  5. I break out into Rodgers and Hammerstein tunes quite often.
  6. I love to paint. Would you like to see my etchings (insert nasty old lady laugh here)?
  7. I drool when I sleep.

Oh, highly fascinating, I know. Here’s the next seven victims candidates:

Fantastical Mediocrity

New At Art

Reflections in the Snow Covered Hills

E Flo

The Chronicles of Fatty Dimples

My Own Little Corner

Rose’s Reflections

I have to admit – that last blog was not entirely randomly chosen; but whatcha gonna do, huh? WHATCHA GONNA DO! Nothing, that’s what.

Look at me! I've been tagged! Ta ra la la!

November 18, 2007

harley.pngI’m JUST about as excited as my doggy Harley looks like there in his Halloween costume that I’ve been tagged by the super-talented Lilly Potter Knits to do this little meme that includes me basically spilling my guts, embarrassing myself, and ending up in a revolting puddle all over the floor. Or not. That was just the vodka speaking.

Anywho! Here be the rules, matey:

Rules:
1. Link to the person that tagged you and post the rules on your blog.
2. Share 7 random and/or weird things about yourself.
3. Tag 7 random people at the end of your post and include links to their blogs.
4. Let each person know that they have been tagged by leaving a comment on their blog.

Ehhhhhhhhh….7 things? 7? Okay, here goes:

  1. I was 17th in Washington state for the national spelling bee. This close to making it.
  2. I get carsick like, instantly. I can be in the car ten minutes and want to hork. Charming, isn’t it?
  3. I’m a horrible cook, but an excellent special occasion cook. You don’t want me on Wednesdays, but for Thanksgiving, I’m like a cooking ninja.
  4. I hate, HATE, to fly. Hate it.
  5. I break out into Rodgers and Hammerstein tunes quite often.
  6. I love to paint. Would you like to see my etchings (insert nasty old lady laugh here)?
  7. I drool when I sleep.

Oh, highly fascinating, I know. Here’s the next seven victims candidates:

Fantastical Mediocrity

New At Art

Reflections in the Snow Covered Hills

E Flo

The Chronicles of Fatty Dimples

My Own Little Corner

Rose’s Reflections

I have to admit – that last blog was not entirely randomly chosen; but whatcha gonna do, huh? WHATCHA GONNA DO! Nothing, that’s what.